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    Humorous Lines in Rock

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    Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Chibi on Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:12 pm

    What are some humorous lines you found in songs? Quotes that made you think "Ummm.. lol?"

    (Prison Blues - Jimmy Page)"I got a weasel in my pocket; Im gonna stick it down my momma; Down that little hole."

    (Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin) "Squeeze my lemon babe, let the juices run down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon babe, I'm gonna fall outa bed."

    (Cecilia - Simon & Garfunkel) "Makin' love in the afternoon to Cecilia up in my bedroom. I got up to wash my face; When I came back to bed, someone has taken my place"


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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Phantom on Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:35 pm

    Of corse all your humorus lines have sex in them >3>

    .. I can't think of any at the top of my head right now

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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Farcry on Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:07 pm

    Chibi wrote:
    (Prison Blues - Jimmy Page)"I got a weasel in my pocket; Im gonna stick it down my momma; Down that little hole."

    Wtf is this bullshit? XDDDDDD
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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Phantom on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:20 pm

    It's poetry sang in rythems?

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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Farcry on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:28 pm

    Phantom wrote:It's poetry sang in rythems?

    Hurhurhur, smart guy.
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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  DarkCannon on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:32 pm

    Farcry wrote:
    Chibi wrote:
    (Prison Blues - Jimmy Page)"I got a weasel in my pocket; Im gonna stick it down my momma; Down that little hole."

    Wtf is this bullshit? XDDDDDD

    What is this.... I don't even....

    http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-hate-jimmy-page-lyrics-mindless-self-indulgence.html

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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Farcry on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:33 pm

    DarkCannon wrote:
    Farcry wrote:
    Chibi wrote:
    (Prison Blues - Jimmy Page)"I got a weasel in my pocket; Im gonna stick it down my momma; Down that little hole."

    Wtf is this bullshit? XDDDDDD

    What is this.... I don't even....

    http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-hate-jimmy-page-lyrics-mindless-self-indulgence.html

    Buuurrnnn in hell! O<
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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Phantom on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:36 pm

    I don't like the sound of that song .-. It has gross words in it.
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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Chibi on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:55 pm

    Farcry wrote:
    DarkCannon wrote:
    Farcry wrote:
    Chibi wrote:
    (Prison Blues - Jimmy Page)"I got a weasel in my pocket; Im gonna stick it down my momma; Down that little hole."

    Wtf is this bullshit? XDDDDDD

    What is this.... I don't even....

    http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-hate-jimmy-page-lyrics-mindless-self-indulgence.html

    Buuurrnnn in hell! O<

    Agreed. Continue jacking off your midget... D<


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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Phantom on Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:12 pm

    There's nothing to jackoff on them though.
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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  That Guy on Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:53 am

    Phantom wrote:There's nothing to jackoff on them though.
    They are midgets, not mutants.

    Funny lyrics....funny lyrics.....funny lyrics....

    Basically all the songs by Bloodhound Gang are funny to me.....but I has a dirty sense of humor and I cannot ,with a clear conscience, post them here.
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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Chibi on Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:06 am

    That Guy wrote:
    Phantom wrote:There's nothing to jackoff on them though.
    They are midgets, not mutants.

    Funny lyrics....funny lyrics.....funny lyrics....

    Basically all the songs by Bloodhound Gang are funny to me.....but I has a dirty sense of humor and I cannot ,with a clear conscience, post them here.

    Let's do what we do on the discovery channel. :I


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    Re: Humorous Lines in Rock

    Post  Phantom on Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:46 pm

    God, I hated that music video. .3. In the end they were like, rubbing shit on each other.

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